castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

17 Apr 14 @ 7:37 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
❝ For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.
n.t. (via piningcas)
17 Apr 14 @ 7:27 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

overnight-shipping:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Because not enough of us are English monarchs

My friends and I call it do, I do, or die

17 Apr 14 @ 7:26 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

don’t they get together in the end?

16 Apr 14 @ 10:14 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

colfercuddle:

i watch glee for the plot

image

16 Apr 14 @ 9:37 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

16 Apr 14 @ 9:37 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

klainedestinedji:

So basically Darren got to spend an entire episode staring at his man’s mostly naked body and eating.

image

16 Apr 14 @ 9:36 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

16 Apr 14 @ 8:29 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

16 Apr 14 @ 7:35 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
16 Apr 14 @ 7:34 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

16 Apr 14 @ 6:51 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

gynocologist:

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

16 Apr 14 @ 6:19 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

16 Apr 14 @ 6:11 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

wickedcherub:

Everytime my husband tells me about some sporting stars achievements etc, I just reply with ‘yeah but he’s ugly’ and he gets so mad but he can’t say anything because he knows this is what women go through every single time we achieve something.

16 Apr 14 @ 6:08 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

16 Apr 14 @ 7:22 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
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